Hello? Um, (tap, tap, tap....) Is this on? Anybody there? How do I use this thing? It's been a while. I'm not sure I remember how to do this. By my records, the last time I sat down to write was April 17th. It's now the 4th of July weekend, and I'm contemplating the fact that although I've thought about writing my next blog entry many times, almost daily, I have been unable to sit down and get my...